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The_Eastern_Dandy

High sperm count, low CSS:GO score

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Hi all, I screwed up my donation to the server and had to create an account. To those who do not know me, I pretty much suck at Counter Strike. My main contribution to my team is recklessly following other shitty team mates to a quick and timely end. My contribution to the server is pretty much everyone can pad their stats on my many deaths. I am a Gemini, I hate Manitoba, my spiritual animal is a mole, I am responsible for the life of a 2 year old (non kidnapped child), and I'm a Canadian (so functionally retarded or a Trump supporter equivalent).

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I like him already... Except the Canadian part :P jk

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Dandy... We contribute the same things to the server!!  Glad to finally say hello

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Can you imagine Bird and Dandy on the same team? At least Bird isn't Canadian.

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Du Ma, you can talk shit if you want, but its only time your gonna be kicked out of the US. Mark my words. Bird its good to meet someone else with low standards and low scores! Face, I'm only Canadian from the waist down.  I duinno what that means.....just ignore what I just wrote.

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Joke's on you, I voted for Trump!

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Hell yeah Dandy...

My position in CS is one i like to call Entry Death...the guys try to tell me that it isn't needed..but i feel that if i'm that good at the position, it's needed.  

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Jim Lahey + Eastern Dandy + Bird = the vpp trinity

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Jim Lahey + Eastern Dandy =

 

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, Magugu said:

Jim Lahey + Eastern Dandy =

He's the ugly submissive one, I'm the handsome Top.

 

 

 

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On ‎2‎/‎5‎/‎2017 at 6:44 PM, Magugu said:

Joke's on you! I voted for Trump!

Sex offenders aren't allowed to vote silly. You offend everyone's sex when you order a drink!

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I'm the duck...cause  Bird 

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